pinkrocksugar:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

Nobody say anything

(via areyouoklove)

"One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life."

Unknown (via perfect)

(Source: iheartnatqtpie88, via ps-im-a-lesbian)

lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

(Source: iraffiruse, via eddie-stobart)

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

(via whichfandomdoipick)

violentwavesofemotion:

dauntx:

fuck you angelina

fuck me angelina

(Source: eden9813, via chutneyqueen)

truezodiacfact:

The Queen aging over time via banknotes

(via homosaurus-rex)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via dinosauriaawesome)

vvidget:

whiteboyfriend:

local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead

(Source: uzmama, via the-waves-crash-contempt)

"I care about Red too."

"But she’s not your Mom. It’s different when you’re family."

(Source: tashalyonnes, via heywheresperry)