Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

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"Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome." - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

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i’m feeling sick

this fucked me up

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I work for an international drug cartel

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so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

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There’s literally nothing hotter than hearing someone moan your name don’t fight me on this

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The most British British ever to have Britished.

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You’re too good for me, you’re too good for anyone.”

Submarine (2011) dir. Richard Ayoade

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