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hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

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nyctophxilia:

I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.

(via melodramatiic-fool)

"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"

cinnamon-anemone:

thequarantinedmailman:

offonahuntingtrip:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

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outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

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"She’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting her that you miss her and she won’t respond."

tyleroakley:

Finally, someone said it.

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Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets

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"I like dresses, I just like them on other girls, not me."

Sara Quin (via teganquinbanter)

totally agree

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